This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the

known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your

knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always

RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG.

This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the

entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect

stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.  Bear in

mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about

any subject under the sun.

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world.

You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored

truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at

this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you

win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are

RICH.  You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now

you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially

those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because

nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners

of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or

money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART,

you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do

anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress

the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room

cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to

fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your

lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still